The Olympics were invented on WHORE ISLAND, and that is why they were originally done in the nude.
The term “Dirty Pirate Hooker” refers to exiles of WHORE ISLAND, not inhabitants.
WHORE ISLAND art is classified by the “K” or “Kink” system. 1K is the least kinky, while 5K is the most kinky (and coincidentally, the most highly sought after).
WHORE ISLAND’s National Anthem is The Good Ship Venus, better known as Friggin in the Riggin, and is sung with great gusto on nearly any occasion.
Gauguin was a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
Most animals and plants on WHORE ISLAND are deadly or give you venerial disease.
The highest-paid person on WHORE ISLAND is not a hooker. It’s the doctor.
Elvis isn’t Dead. He’s on WHORE ISLAND.
